Hair raising

I need a haircut.

I wasn't able to get one in Manila 2 weeks ago because I was too busy.

I wasn't able to get one in Bangkok last week because the stylist and I couldn't get what each other wanted to say.

I wasn't able to get one in Hong Kong this afternoon because the stylist insisted that I have the sides of my hair shaved and have it colored brown. (I will never have my hair colored to preserve its "virginity." A hairstylist told me that i'm one of the .0001% of people he knows who has "virgin hair" or hair that has never been colored or treated or anything of that sort.)

I won't be able to get one in Shenzhen because Melvin is Guangzhou.

Now I feel unkempt and disorganized and just plain icky.

I need a hair cut.