Traveling in (sando) style

So, it turns out that there's a scissor inside my backpack. They asked me to check it in, leaving me without a hand carried luggage.

After scrounging around the bag for something to use as an alternative bag, this was all I could find:

Yes, I'm the most stylish traveler in Mactan Airport. My iPad, boarding pass, book, and other travel accoutrements are inside a sando bag from Taboan Market.

Classy.